Crusty seahorse 

A male who doesn’t wash his genitalia to the point where it smells and gets ‘crusty’

Hey girl, how was Ryan in bed last night?

Urgh he was terrible, he’s such a crusty seahorse, that peen hadn’t been washed in yonks!

Crusty seahorse by Crustycrustaceans November 13, 2020

Crusty tooty 

A mean or annoying person that should leave everyone alone

Person : hey look at that annoying person
Person 2: oh ya he’s a crusty tooty

Crusty tooty by Carol_thebomb November 17, 2020

crusty owl neck 

A crusty unwashed half mass wiener.

Get your crusty owl neck away from my corn hole, right now!

crusty owl neck by Crustyneck December 4, 2020

crusty boxers 

What a 40 something year old catfish would wear whilst trying to lure young woman.

Sitting at home in your crusty boxers.

crusty boxers by Tigerland2019 December 30, 2020

Crusty Rage 

Definition 1: noun; When, during anal sex, an old, worn-out hooker, gets angry and clenches her ass cheeks and throws a tantrum, resulting in immense pain (or pleasure) and potentially several STIs to the other party participating in the sexual actions.

Definition 2: noun; a funny way to say Rusty Cage's name.

Def. 1: I was butt-fuckin' this nasty bitch the other night, and called her a white. Next thing ya know, she pulls a Crusty Rage on my honky ass!

Def. 2: Rusty Cage... Nah.. Crusty Rage lol.

Crusty Rage by MyDadHitsLikeABitchLol January 10, 2021

Crusty Cliff 

When you jizz on a person's eye amd let it dry

I gave her a crusty cliff lastnight.

Crusty Cliff by Jazz418 February 9, 2021

Crusty dusty Rastafarian 

Someone from Carribbean descent who worships Jah and does nothing but sit on his ass all day smoking weed

Look at that crusty dusty Rastafarian smoking weed

Crusty dusty Rastafarian by daddyswagbob February 10, 2021