one-two crunch

When a motorcycle rider is catapulted from their bike, lands on the ground, and is subsequently run over by their own bike, as momentum carries the trailing bike up and over their body.

"I saw Rossi take a one-two crunch, after highsiding a turn during a race."

by D. Gould September 13, 2006

scrunch my crungus

Instant reciprocation of $1,000,000.

"Ayy beebee you wanna scrunch my crungus?"
"Why yes, I would love to become a millionaire!"

by crungo March 30, 2016

Crunchie

A sock worn the morning after being used as a wank-mop.

Man I woke up this morning and puty my sock on, and discovered it was a crunchie.

by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 25, 2006

Crunk

Fucked up. Usually high and drunk.

I got crunk last night.

by Kenzie November 26, 2003

crunchamunch

to eat a girl out

I crunchamunched her last night

by ?your friend March 17, 2004

crunkle

A crunk uncle, usually both at the same time but not always

Lil' Jon is a Crunkle because he is crunk and a uncle

by 1Hunter1 May 13, 2007

Crunchdunker

A sexual position in which a man has his head sandwiched between two asses of morbidly obese women

I went to the strip club and got a crunchdunkered

by Skank Dingleberry March 20, 2004