Cooter Brown

1. Being extremely drunk.
2. Being extremely old.
3. Can be used to say that something is really bad. Can replace phrases such as "fucked up".
4. Can describe a person who is all of the above. A fucked up old drunk.

1. Last night at the bar, Dave was drunk as cooter brown.
2. That lady is old as cooter brown.
3. That movie was cooter brown, or, "Dude, that was cooter brown, what they did to you.
4. "Look everyone, here comes cooter brown!"

by Reykjavik September 13, 2008

Colter

When a guy who has been with a girl for a really long time makes up a rumor/lie that hes gay to break up with her and not break her heart/make her have a bitch fit.

"Dude, Rob broke up with Wendy today."
"Oh really? I bet she flipped the fuck out."
"Nah, he told everyone he was gay, he pulled a fuckin' Colter."

by chrisdonathan January 28, 2009

cooter drip

the liquid that drips out of a set of beef curtains!

I was so excited, my cooter dripped with anticipation!!!

by THIK CHIK December 4, 2006

cooter pocket

Noun: another word for vagina and not to be confused with butthole

she ahs a nice cooter pocket.

by jon54654168 January 3, 2007

cooter block

the same thing as a cock block, but for a female.

that other broad so did a cooter block on me at the party.

by winnie is the best January 26, 2008

cooter-labyrinth

When Jesus was drunk during the formation of your vagina.

I was afraid I would get lost in her cooter-labyrinth.

by Beanopolis March 26, 2009

Cootermommer

A very deep bellybutton that can be used as an alternative to a cooter. It is also a refrence to a MILFs cooter. It is commonly a saggy old one that is all used up.

Man did you see johns cootermommer in the locker room?

YA! it was so fucking sick!

Will: tyriq, your such a fag!
Tyriq: GO SUCK YOUR MOMS COOTERMOMMER CRACKA!

by -Ironchefofvagpounding- November 11, 2009