Christmas Coochie

When a woman wears leggings and sweat pants for the cold months of the year, leaving her with a sweaty, smelly Christmas Coochie. (Because December is in the middle of the cold season.) This is the time of year when most women leave their sweet bush to grow free and sweat as it pleases.

"Dude, did you hear that girl at the party had a Christmas Coochie? It was rank!"

by CrackIsWackYo October 21, 2019

Coochie Roof

A Slab of fat that hangs over an obese persons coochie aka vagina aka pussy

Damn that bitch gotta Coochie Roof

by Angeliq Shelley November 20, 2019

Coochie

For Asians - that thing you eat but dont talk about it with your classmates because it was their dog.....

Tayolo - Dude i j ht up my plug and got some new coochie.
Cammy - Im coming over to ur house, ill bring my chopsticks

by orgy4ever December 13, 2018

coochy boat

Similar to motorboating, but done to the special sexy no no parts.

I had the chance to coochy boat Helen Keller, but I wasn't sure if she was coming into me.

by KingFett September 20, 2014

coochie

its whats under your moms pants or what your dad loves

"hey i can smell your moms coochie"

by tony lopez x November 25, 2021

Coochie-tard

When you're having sexual intercourse with a woman who has down syndrome.

I pulled a coochie-tard yesterday.

by Twan86 November 7, 2021

coochie crumbs

Coochie crumbs are commonly found in woman who enjoy a meal or two in the comfort of there own bed. The crumbs that fall from their previous meal can end up all over the sheets, often time the crumps will find themselves a new home in your vagina. Resulting in Coochie crumbs.

I ate a bag of those spicy Doritos last night, all the crumps ended up in my vagina. Most painful coochie crumbs I’ve gotten.

by Dee’s Teeeties July 10, 2024