Calling Card

After making a large bowel movement (without flushing), the person responsible inserts their business card in the pile, so as to inform others of his creation.

I took a massive shit and simply had to leave the calling card...
Conversely:
Tom lifted the seat cover and found a huge log. It was clearly Jordan's, for he left his calling card...

by Moustachio July 20, 2008

Collin

A dickhead who breaks up with you a automatically get with another girl 30 seconds later; don't trust them.

Hey I heard Collin got with another girl are you okay?

by Luvpandas November 8, 2014

Collin

A salty mysterious person who is a jerk to everyone. Most likely a lone wolf and won't ever find love. If he does he will only talk to her.

who is that Collin guy?

Idk but he only talks to that girl.

by Madisonsmith5150 November 6, 2016

Collins with a K

The most ultimate teacher on the planet. Requires a distinction between other Collinses in the area, hence the K.

"Dang, Collins with a K is wearing the cutest shoes today."

by Dude November 23, 2004

Tyler collins

A mother fucking grade A savage

Yo that dude was totally TYler collins last night

by Tyler the savage August 26, 2016

Collingwood Football Club

the worst team in the AFL. they need to suck some cock.

they are total shit

Collingwood Football Club is a fuck wit

by go freo August 16, 2020

sophie collins

An old bat with no friends whatsoever.

Oh God she's ugly she must be a Sophie collins

by Mwaaaa haaaa haaaaaaa I will October 10, 2017