honors college

A more selective, cheaper, smaller, more intellectually stimulating subunit of an otherwise less selective university. Most public universities have one of these, and most of them are pretty difficult to get into; 1300+ sat, top of high school class, etc.

Penn State: ttt. Schreyer (Penn State Honors): 1337.

by ThatsBriskBaby April 6, 2005

Collett

Collett is a strong surname, meaning Power and Wealth, Many people with the surname Collett are attractive sexy human beings.

You're as pretty as a Collett

by Sexy_love March 18, 2009

Harper College

(1.) A community college in Palatine, Illinois, named for William Rainey Harper - b. July 26, 1856 d. January 10, 1906 - first president of the University of Chicago. Founded 1971.

(1.) Harper College is located in Palatine, Illinois.

by the specter August 13, 2007

Colleen

1. An Irish word meaning 'girl' or 'little girl'
2. A fabulous, wonderful girl, who is an absolute bookworm, but still awesome

1. *Irish accent* "Awww, look at that wee adorable colleen"
2. Person (a) "OMG who's that beautiful bookworm reading on the grass, perfectly placed in a sunbeam?"

Person (b) "She's probably named Colleen."

by 27-53-53-49FigureTHAToneout July 9, 2009

Collection Plate

Term for an ashtray or small plate used for dumping out bowls or putting out joints.

Bro this bowl is cashed, pass me the collection plate.

by Knowledgeable1! November 24, 2009

College Cereal

The act of cutting your banana into your cereal that has almost no milk with a spoon. This is because your knives are packed away and you're too lazy to get them/forgot where they're packed, AND you couldn't be bothered to go to the grocery store because you're too poor to afford milk that isn't baby-formula.

I just college cereal'd my cocoa puffs and my roommate looked at me, then proceeded to offer me water to make the milk last longer.

by TheOperation August 19, 2010

Collateral Laughage

-noun
1. Invoking laughter on an unintended person.

Guy one: "Dude, what are you laughing at?"

Guy two: "I oversaw on this dudes computer, Two Girls One Cup video"

Guy one: "That's not cool, man!"

Guy two: "No man, the dude's reaction! Caused major collateral laughage man!"

by Padenormous February 27, 2011