Chocolate lever

When a man gets a hand job at the same time as he is pooping.

Ryan loves getting a chocolate lever before work.

by Warric August 13, 2016

chocolate dick zit

The act of squeezing impacted shit out of your pee hole like a zit to clear the blockage.

Yo man while I fucked her in the ass I must have been pushing a Hershey bar back up in there because it gave me a chocolate Dick zit.

by PieKnee March 11, 2017

Chocolate egg

Chocolate egg is a sexual reference that can be used across genders and sexual orientation. Male on Male: eating ass and then sucking on his balls. Female to Female: Using a love egg and it comes out with poo. Drag Queen: Tucked it so hard it slipped into the butt (hence the chocolate). Male to female: Fucking her so hard in the pussy, pulling out and her ass is so wide a nut slips in.

I was eating his ass so hard that when I came up after blowing him, I shrieked at the chocolate egg I left him.

by DirtyDog12091 April 28, 2017

chocolate season

That time of the month when girls feel crappy and can't keep their hands of the chocolate.

Are you alright?

Yeah, it's just chocolate season.

by Snicsnicsnicratsodarling October 18, 2017

chocolate rail

Another name for a black man's penis.

"Wanna ride my chocolate rail?"

by ChunkyBrownies November 17, 2017

chocolate shamrocks

A group of gentlemen, usually a group of four, who are each themselves a bad man and receive pum pum on the daily.

guy 1: 'look its the chocolate shamrocks'
guy 2: 'damn I wish I had that much pum pum'

by choccy sham H June 5, 2018

Chocolate donut

Simular to an apple stem except when the man has a foreskin. Its the collection of feces from anal sex in the foreskin. Resembling a donut around the penis head

"Bro, I pulled out of her ass to do a tummy sprinkle and a chocolate donut fell on her back" "What a weekend!"

by Mrvoodoo56 May 8, 2018