Chris

A Chris is a vagabond soumoun like dont be near a Chris you gonna end up crying <3

Chris: butthole
Person 1:*cries*

by adormyahh September 19, 2021

Chris

A poes!

Chris is a poes!

by Gnarlyfakka September 20, 2021

Chris

Short chubby simp that blocks his best friends over a thot ugly fat girl called Natalie.

Chris is about to get five knuckle shuffled by Natalie’ boyfriend

by Johnnnnnn cennnnna September 25, 2021

Chris

A fucking perv who loves little girls and can’t wait to go to pre school to see the little kids

God damn chris stay away she’s only 4

by User5262936391 September 25, 2021

Chris

Chris is a direct synonym for beta male, meaning to be a a subordinate male.

He could never be an alpha, his name is Chris.

by nuee September 30, 2021

Chris

Chris are usually alway asshole and suck massive dick. If you have a Chris as a friend you better get the fuck away from him because he might murder you or try to rape you! GET THE FUCK AWAY AS FAST AS POSSIBLE !!!

GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ANY CHRIS YOU KNOW NOW!!

by Chris hater 69 November 16, 2021

Chris

Chris is a honest and loyal person they usually are tall and have brown hair with Hazel eyes if u see a Chris just know that he is struggling and he needs your help so be there for him, also Chris's are very smart and they can usaul tell if someone is gonna stick around or not so don't lie to the at all and if u do lie then ur just causing them real pain just know there never faking it.

Chris doesn't lie cheat or steal

by Conner32777 October 14, 2021