Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

A synonym for fapping

I just sa charlie Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

by Shouta-Kun March 18, 2022

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Yoke Choke

Attaching one’s pocket pussy to the yoke of an aircraft an engaging the stick shaker.

Pilot 1: Man Yoke choked the shit out of 541 yesterday.

Pilot 2: Shit, let me know. I can operate the right side next time. It ain’t gay if it’s in airplane.

by Sir Javi January 29, 2022

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Choke

When a girl is mad a
She tells you to choke and die

(Girl, choke)

by Whateveryouwantmynametobe January 31, 2022

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Pull choke

A person or thing doing something stupid or just plain stupid a synonym for dumb ass

Tommy is licking the dogs butthole. He’s such a pull choke

by anonymous September 28, 2021

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Force Choke

An ending to a handjob where one person ejaculates without stimulation from another person.

Man 1: Yeah, I gave him a Force Choke.
Girl 1: Man, you must be really good if you ended him like that.
Man 1: Thanks, he was writhing the entire time. It was fun.

by Mr. McGooey February 20, 2022

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Did gangster rap make you do it? This phrase defines how you are willing to do something very illegal (or very controversial, or both) for a positive outcome, typically something that is more important than the evil being done.

"I'm raw as a dirty needle, choke an eagle, just to feed all my people."

"Gangster Rap Made Me Do It" - Ice Cube

by J-Thatch March 4, 2022

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