joy choke

When your partner is about to cum, you squeeze his unit until then head is purple and then quickly jam a q-tip in his urethra.

Todd was about to cum but I gave him a joy choke and he passed out. He's so adorable.

by Shueman December 18, 2015

choke on a seed

when your weed gets cropdusted and nitrated and you choke until you need coffee

thats junk, i hope you dont choke on a seed to.

by Cody5050 January 12, 2021

choke on rocks

choking on rocks is basically saying go smoke crack until you choke or drown in it.

i told that sleezy whore to go choke on rocks

by twink; December 17, 2008

choke butt

Being constipated or not being able to produce a bowel movement.

Here i sit broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted. Fucking choke butt!

by Rawdog1984 November 16, 2020

Fart choke

Putting a penis at the opening of an un-lubed anus with pressure until the recipient of the said penis farts enabling the penis entry into the bowels.

We had no lube and she loves anal so she just let me fart choke her.

by 11pumpkin83 February 27, 2018

choking your monkey

Middle school slang for masturbation that is used around teachers so they can't tell what is going on.

Person 1: Yo, Chris, you really need to stop *looks around the room* choking your monkey.
Teacher: Get back to your work or I'll put you in the time out corner!

by Pieman1123 June 12, 2018

Choked on catfish

When a bitch don't swallow correctly.

Paula was having a pelasant lunch, and all of a sudden, she was choked on catfish?!

by Trollingpaula July 19, 2018