Chode Sam

Chode - A penis/person wider than it is long. Chodes are usually by the name, Sam Roberts and Samuel L. Jackson. They are Chodes because they eat a lot and refrain from doing physical activity. Also known as Tank Sam.

Sam means the name of one person who is - Super At Masterbation and is a Sexually Attractive Male.

My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode.

That guy is such a Chode Sam.

by Jhbrag August 22, 2011

Kala Chode

something that people do when they have the opportunity.

you and i making love :)

such as kala chode ;)

by Anonymous2966 July 11, 2010

Chode Mchaggis

Cornwall’s Scottish dignitary who does not realise she is not black. Main form of sustenance being bru.

Chode Mchaggis

by 00000000000000000000000000001 November 16, 2010

chode teaser

Pressing on the chode right before male ejaculation prolonging orgasm and increasing pleasure!

Right before Mr. Big came, Mrs. Big gave Mr Big a chode teaser!

by SJ&K w/help from Dr. T November 6, 2006

chode smoker

For those of you who comprehend the relevant definitions of the nouns "chode" and "smoker," the connotation of this compound noun, whether hyphenated or no, should be patently apparent. Possibly attributable to either Beavis or ButtHead of the animated series created by one Mike Judge.

n. 1. one who savors the taste of that elegant slab of flesh betwixt the scrotum and the anus;
2. derogatory designation applied to anyone who might otherwise be termed an "asshole."

That chode smoker Sean Penn has uttered yet another absurd public political polemic.

by Maestro35 May 31, 2006

chode-man

a person hoo is fatter thn they are tall

"hey besco yooh are a chode-man"

by jack mcculloch May 26, 2008

Chode phone

A cellular phone wider than it is long (or one that is square, considering most cell phones are rectangular), like the Verizon Blitz or Sprint's Lotus.

"I got this ugly chode phone; look at how FAT it is!"

by OneWithWaves April 20, 2009