Chocolate Wristwatch

A ring of crap that gets stuck around your wrist after fisting someone's butthole.

I forgot to wash my whole arm after last night so now I'm sporting a chocolate wristwatch

by jfsnowman115 November 21, 2010

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Vagina chocolate

Where you put a chocolate of your choice inside a file then eat it out when it has softened

I did vagina chocolate with a girl and eat Reece's cup cakes out of her

by Zayne the pussy pain April 11, 2016

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Chocolate Police (noun) Governing force to regulate and prevent the consumption of chocolate. Resides within the super-ego of the human subconscious. Singles out women and attacks them viciously, using guilt as a weapon. More likely to punish after the crime than to deter beforehand.

At the supermarket in the confectionery aisle:
Unknown shopper: - Shuffle -
Nancy (turning, sharply; dropping jumbo bar of Cadbury’s): “Ohh!!!”
Unknown shopper: “Errr… are you alright?”
Nancy: “Sorry. I thought you were the Chocolate Police.”

Later, in the car:
Mikey: “You’ll be sorry later on.”
Nancy: “Shut up.” - Chomp - “Just let me enjoy it.” - Slurp -
Mikey: “The Chocolate Police will get you.”
Nancy: “I know.” - Munch - “I’ll deal with them later. Mmmm!”

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress August 9, 2008

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