Chicago bears

A more entertaining football club than the New Orleans Saints.
The Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.
by Solid Mantis November 03, 2020
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Chicago Chili Dog

When a guy shits on a girl's chest, then titty fucks her.
Those wacky Illinois people love to give their wives the ol Chicago Chili Dog.
by James Westen April 19, 2019
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Chicago style bun

The situation in which in order to improve friction during sexual interference the genitalia is covered in poppy seeds.
- Honey, could you make a chicago style bun? I 'm not satisfied enough.
by kubik23_23 February 11, 2018
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Chicago cumshot

When a guy blows his load into the barrel, chamber, or loaded magazine of a firearm then uses that firearm to blow the load onto/into the face of another person.
I got kicked out of the gun club when i gave the range safety officer a chicago cumshot.
by Jay64 July 07, 2022
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Chicago department store

A misogynistic (but hilarious) drinking song often sung by Rugby types that uses a play on words to convey nefarious sexual acts upon a woman coming into the department store for an object
Chicago Department Store

Person: One day a woman came into the store asking for a KitKat

Everyone else: a KitKat, from the store?

Person: a KitKat she wanted, 4 fingers she got

Everyone: oh I used to work to work I Chicago in an old department store, I used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore
by Bornator September 26, 2022
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Chicago

When used as a verb - To ignore or downplay an issue because the city of Chicago has a serious gang problem. Past tense: Chicago'd/Chicagoed
Victim: AAAAGHHHH I need help! Someone please help me lift this boulder crushing me!
Bystander: Sorry, I can't because, well.....Chicago!
Victim: What?! What does that have to do with this? We are in South Dakota!
Bystander: Well, Chicago has a huge crime problem and until that is dealt with, I can't take your issue seriously.

Victims: Wow, thanks a lot! I hope you win a Carnegie Medal for your benevolence UGHHHHH x_x
Bystander: You're welcome....you okay? Hello?
Police officer (30 minutes later): We have a DOA, just recovered from a crushing boulder....based on a witness who refused to help, looks like he's been Chicago'd
by da MAK January 27, 2024
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Chicago

A city that’s more famous than the state it’s in
Chicago > Illinois
by Keemakurry November 05, 2022
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