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Chicago Stir-Fry

Boiling completely liquid diarrhea in a croc pot and using it as a popular Chicago substitute for gravy. Often seasoned with smegma or red pepper flakes flakes
Billy: yo Tony can I get a little chicago stir-fry on my dog?

Tony: Tell when to stop pouring billy!
by OfficiallyDrDubious May 10, 2025
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Chicago Oyster

What comes out of your nose after doing large amounts of cocaine for an extended period of time.
Man, Smitty served up Chicago oysters all over that hotel room in Atlantic City.
by jaybronee October 10, 2020
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Post one chicago depression

a state of sadness/mental unstability after watching an episode of one chicago
”why are you so sad”
-”Leslie shay just died last night, post one chicago depression
by SLAYER 💪💪 May 11, 2022
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Chicago truffle power couple

A Chicago Truffle Power Couple (known as gooning squared) is when a man edges himself for hours, sometimes in multiple spurts, to achieve something of a trance state of being. His dick and body are aligned, and he has lost control of most motor skills, cognitive ability and communication ability. His body reverts to shaky, jerky motions, tounge sticking out, dull expression in his eyes, face. All communication is done with grunts and moans, and all thinking ability is removed. He is white as a sheet and embodies a walking, living erection. The woman he is with (the squared part) also edges herself into this same state, sometimes using the man’s dick to edge herself, and becomes a “goonette” or “truffle”. Together they make the Chicago Truffle Power Couple, being many of headlines in newspapers thanks to their deregulated motor skills and antisocial behavior. These couples usually manifest themselves in low income areas or low iq areas (more if these overlap) and are very entertaining to watch. They exit this state when they ejaculate, and revert back to their normal, much less fun state.
Look at those people over there, they are completely whacked out!

Yeah, that’s the local Chicago Truffle Power Couple, they are at the peak of the gooning cycle. They’ll be arrested for public indecency here before too long, get a bag of popcorn.
by Lostnationmudflap July 19, 2025
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Chicago Hope Kid

A kid who is academically better than others and better at sports that kids from other schools.Hahahahhahha
by Tåtyäńå October 22, 2019
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chicago

🔥 + 🗑
Dang bro you live in Chicago? Seems like a cool place to live but it do be 🗑 🔥
by Houstonfan2007 February 13, 2022
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Chicago Chili Bucket

When you put a person into a deep hole and take turns shitting into the hole until they drown
Did you hear Geoff fell into a hole?”
“Oh no, they’re going to make him into a Chicago chili bucket
by Syntex March 5, 2024
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