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prayer-chain

What people who don't truly believe that God always answers reasonable prayers engage in as a way of hopefully "crowd-pressuring" Him into granting their wishes.
I'm not a "man or God" or even particularly a believer, but I have still never been comfortable with the idea of prayer-chains, since the idea behind it seems kind of "opposite" to the "God always answers your prayers if you only believe" crap that so -called Christians are always spouting off about --- I know that if I were God, I would resent people's engaging in prayer-chains, since it would imply that I wasn't kind, generous, or merciful enough to fulfill prayers if they were spoken merely by the person needing the help, but instead needed to feel pressured by pleading multitudes of "loyal to the faith" humans before I would make any effort on behalf of the person whom they were all praying to me about.
by QuacksO June 7, 2019
mugGet the prayer-chainmug.

Chain Za

by welikefortnite June 10, 2019
mugGet the Chain Zamug.

Chain of Laughter

When your smoking marijuana with all of your friends, and one person starts laughing, causing the other person to laugh, and so on. This usually ends up with all the friends laughing at once like retards until someone realizes that they are all laughing at nothing - then they laugh even harder.
Last night I started the chain of laughter while holding in my hit because I started laughing my ass off because it felt like the THC was tickling my throat.
by danielttt3 September 1, 2009
mugGet the Chain of Laughtermug.

Chaining Advice

The act of asking two or more friends for advice regarding an issue with an obvious solution. Suggestions are often unanimous from all parties.
May decided chaining advice would be the best way to solve her boy problem.
by reallifedefz May 17, 2016
mugGet the Chaining Advicemug.

Chain feast

A group of people all eating each other out creating a chain
Hey do you wanna be part of the chain feast tonight
by Jiizem July 5, 2025
mugGet the Chain feastmug.

Chain Gang Charlie

Chain Gang Charlie was a rainmaker for Morgan and Morgan law firm making more than a million dollars a year in salary.
by Coop Dupe January 17, 2020
mugGet the Chain Gang Charliemug.

N chain

It's when someone comments N and another person replies to that comment saying I and another person replies to that comment saying G and guess what happens next.
Me: Oh god! why do I keep seeing these N chains everywhere
My friend: Ikr
by Brinonimous prime September 3, 2022
mugGet the N chainmug.

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