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A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis
Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.
by JewishCock August 21, 2021
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Naked Speed

A slang term for anything or anyone thats is faster than usual; originally came from the southwest section of Philadelphia where the Africans be at
“That hellcat just slid down the block wit naked speed”
you just did the job with naked speed bro”
by NSB Blax January 21, 2024
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naked boobs

The 24th May is a send your naked boobs day. Send this to a friend to have a pic. Dont use google pictures
Send a pic of your naked boobs.
by MasterHelper May 24, 2023
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Naked back

when ur boyfriend does understands a joke
“you hang out with grant and you don’t know what a Naked back is?”
by aidan’s girlfriend December 23, 2021
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Naked Pi

When the number π could no longer hide her insecurities before her fellow mathematical constants, because the pressure to appear cool in popular culture is taking a toll on her psychological well-being—when fame and popularity come with such a high price that she could lose everything if she failed to reorder her priorities.
Naked Pi’s psychologist advised her to stop being a people pleaser or rescuer unless she doesn’t mind her fans and foes controlling her life.
by Numerati August 20, 2025
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naked 8

When discussing females amognst your boys, a female might be classified as a naked 8. She is not consodered and 8 unless she is comoletely naked.
“No bro that chick is a 7.” Bob says he agrees with that statement, “bit she is a naked 8”
by AbsolutelyYes December 30, 2018
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