bumping bellies

a sexual position for the obese

looks like Large Marge and Big Bill will be bumping bellies tonight.

by geojetson September 26, 2013

Bumpis

Sora’s adorable Meow Wow in Dream Drop Distance. It’s his actual name and this is *crucial*.

I really want a Bumpis keychain

by Kitthekit September 8, 2020

Front Bumper Douche Master

To think you have a monopoly on all knowledge and wisdom in any one subject (e.g. golfing) but in all reality you are either:

1. Brand new at it yourself
2. Have no experience with the subject matter personally
3. Are a total tool who should not be giving anybody advice but to compensate you just quote philosophers and smart people to try and make yourself sound smart.

"Wow, Jerad keeps giving everyone 'expert' advice on how to manage a retreat but he just got the 'Retreat Manager' job one year ago! What a total front bumper douche master!"

"Brody is a total front bumper douche master. He keeps telling us how to do our jobs but he sucks at his!"

front bumper douche master

by Mr. BigStuff February 5, 2010

road bump

It is when a woman lifts her ass in the air during sex an the man runs at her behind screaming road bump and slamming his dick into her Vagina

My girlfriend is still mad at me for doing the road bump to her last week

by Mr sister fister👊💦 August 6, 2019

Human Speed Bump

A football player (usually a lineman) who gets beaten, humiliated, & knocked to the ground on every play.

The pass rushers are treating that Offensive Lineman like a Human Speed Bump on their way to the Quarterback.

by slice60 February 22, 2008

coke bumpers

Parliment Lights, due to the fact that one can take a bump (a fairly nice size) of coke from the filter.

Shit, I have no mirror, hand me one of those coke bumpers.

by B-Money-atpgfog7 July 2, 2006

junk bump

When a girl intentionally bumps up against a guy's junk either to check out his package or see if she can get a rise. Supposed to seem accidental or not be noticed at all like she did so unintentionally.

After she "junk bumped" him, she discovered right away that he found her attractive.

by Teera February 11, 2007