buddy

If a girl calls you this, they don't want to have sex with you.

Girl: Hey, buddy, I'm banging your best friend, how are you?

You: F*#@ off bitch

by CheesusHChrist July 31, 2010

Fug Buddy

Someone who's so fugly you wouldn't be seen dead with them in public, but they're ok to fuck occasionally as long as you put a paper bag over their head. Also known as Fugbuddy.

Dude, that bitch is so fugly I wouldn't be caught dead with her, but she makes a good Fug Buddy if no one else is available.

by Mr Swipe August 25, 2007

diarrea buddy

When you and your friends have diarrea and shit on the floor, and use it to make a snowman

"oh my gosh, why does it smell like there's a diarrea buddy out of the toilet?"
"I was bored"

by Cuddle Cheek May 13, 2009

Buddah in the backseat

Someone who is so in touch with who they are, someone so uneffected by outside forces, someone who spreads as much good karma as possible, and someone who is so peaceful and kind that people say that they've got Buddha in the Backseat. It takes a cultured and uneffected person to earn this status.

Mike: Man, Robert just gave a hobo 50 bucks, gave an injured man a ride home, donated his salary for this month to the red cross, and adopted a starving Nigerian baby. Hes definetly got Buddha in the backseat.

by Crapspatula June 10, 2005

Ruby Buddha

A fat Asian whom which the Buttervillian holiday Gchag is centered around. Damn, it feels good to be a Ruby Buddha. So I here. Life on the streets of Miama aint a piece of cake, infact there is no cake allowed in Miami anymore, thanks to the federal government.

Alex Yang = Ruby Buddha

by Thomas Wang January 11, 2008

a buddy kid

A buddy kid is a sad excuse for a human being. They are funny at first but after awhile all they do is freakin steal your jokes and make annoying puns. They think they are a mix of emo, gamer, hacker, and programmer. But they really dont cut themselves, arent good at videogames, they dont know the slightest thing about hacking, and know about 5 commands in a programming language.

"a buddy kid just stole my joke!"

by Mr. Goodcat January 24, 2008

Buddbies

Erect, protruding nipples (preferably female) enhanced by cold water and / or cold air.
Best viewed through white tee-shirts as seen at wet tee-shirt competitions.

Helga's buddbies were clearly visible after a particularly cold shift at the car wash.

by Andy Young December 9, 2008