im bored - Something you say when you don't have anything better than to do than look on Urban Dictionary for potentially funny definitions. Of course, none of these definitions actually entertain you so you just type what's on your mind.
"I'm bored!" Jonathan cried out. Susan replies to Jonathan's statement with, "You should find something entertaining to do then instead of just letting things bore you." im bored - Something you say when you don't have anything better than to do. filler for this definition being published
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Iam "I would hope that this isn't central to our discussion. I'm not unwilling to talk about it (as I already have) but I honestly hope it's like a tertiary element of discussion. Because that shit is boring. I get enough of that from the women I associate with. It's literally 66% of women
I've met who talk with me about thier love of fat floppy dongles. Maybe more. Let me think... 1, 2... 3 (if you count family)... 4, 5... Out of 8... And that's women I've have daily interactions with for at least a year (I know I don't associate with a lot of women). And it's not necessarily a doctrine... But it is the last remaining immutable quality that is not taboo to use as an insult... And it's not so much the selection that I take issue with but the rhetoric surrounding it that permeates the cultural narrative. I just hope that's there's more to it than that. I write a lot here. I'd hope that there are more interesting parts in here somewhere. And the idea that I conflate being black with dick size is fallacy of moral equivalence. So, there's that too."
I've met who talk with me about thier love of fat floppy dongles. Maybe more. Let me think... 1, 2... 3 (if you count family)... 4, 5... Out of 8... And that's women I've have daily interactions with for at least a year (I know I don't associate with a lot of women). And it's not necessarily a doctrine... But it is the last remaining immutable quality that is not taboo to use as an insult... And it's not so much the selection that I take issue with but the rhetoric surrounding it that permeates the cultural narrative. I just hope that's there's more to it than that. I write a lot here. I'd hope that there are more interesting parts in here somewhere. And the idea that I conflate being black with dick size is fallacy of moral equivalence. So, there's that too."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2022
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