We saw a nice piece of ass walk by and Tim fainted from Boner Narcolepsy. I had no idea he had that strong a dong.
by Frontpagepodcast May 20, 2016
Him: "This has never happened to me before."
Her: "Well, maybe you should start taking boner pills."
Her: "Well, maybe you should start taking boner pills."
by Jake in NYC December 06, 2005
When something is so incredibly awesome, that it just automatically causes a boner. The thing, whatever it might be, just causes sexual stimulations at the meer sight.
"Wherein this most streamlined and trunkless of transports, boner-inspiring though
it may be, wherein are we to reposit our recently deceased cargo?"
it may be, wherein are we to reposit our recently deceased cargo?"
by BKlemme September 27, 2005
by SingSing January 29, 2008
-Man, did you hear that girl Ross likes doesn't have a TV?
-Dude, He's got a such a different boner for her
Ross: did you guys hear about my girlfriend, she's waaaaay more different than normal girls. (cums in pants)
-Dude, He's got a such a different boner for her
Ross: did you guys hear about my girlfriend, she's waaaaay more different than normal girls. (cums in pants)
by boola boola October 10, 2011
by FloodedMushroom August 24, 2011
Frank was embarrased when he randomly got pedo boner at his daughters swimming practice.
Tod has a blue dot over his house on every neighborhood crime website, he had a boner when visiting his daughters female only elementary school.
When at his grandparents funeral, Geoff (not from RT) got a boner. He was kicked out of the funeral by his aunt.
Tod has a blue dot over his house on every neighborhood crime website, he had a boner when visiting his daughters female only elementary school.
When at his grandparents funeral, Geoff (not from RT) got a boner. He was kicked out of the funeral by his aunt.
by Lonely Larry December 11, 2014