When your friends you introduced to each other no longer invite you out for a drink they just go without you
I just got a video text of Bill and Bobby having a drink without me. I guess I am not Bill and Bobby worthy
by Artie T April 22, 2019
Get the Not Bill and Bobby worthy mug.There is no one quite like him. Expect the unexpected! You will be flabbergasted by him! A self-made and high-class man who has developed the strongest of characters through dedication and his remarkable passion for life. He is very smart. He is quite sharp. Independent and wild. At his core he is like a child; witty and mischievous and pure and energetic. His laugh is silly and sweet. He is tall, dark and handsome but his real beauty is in his unique presence. His swampy hazel eyes express a million beautiful things. He has great depth. He loves and strives for simplicity. He acts with impressive logic but is deceptively (and endearingly) emotional. He needs freedom and yet anchorage.
Spend a few moments with him and he will make you feel warm and uplifted. Spend a few more and you might find that your life changes. Such is his power. Do not cross him though! Just as he has high standards for himself, he expects the same in those closest to him. It’s impossible to not love him but it’s admittedly at times quite difficult; he closely guards his heart and navigates love carefully. This only makes his tender, honest, affectionate moments even more precious.
Spend a few moments with him and he will make you feel warm and uplifted. Spend a few more and you might find that your life changes. Such is his power. Do not cross him though! Just as he has high standards for himself, he expects the same in those closest to him. It’s impossible to not love him but it’s admittedly at times quite difficult; he closely guards his heart and navigates love carefully. This only makes his tender, honest, affectionate moments even more precious.
Person 1: There’s something indefinable about that man...
Person 2: Yeah, well, that’s Bobby for ya’!
Person 1: I feel all at sea... wind-battered but invigorated.
Person 2: Bobby does tend to have that effect on people.
Person 2: Yeah, well, that’s Bobby for ya’!
Person 1: I feel all at sea... wind-battered but invigorated.
Person 2: Bobby does tend to have that effect on people.
by sophielikesbobby April 26, 2019
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Kevin: Hey Bobby can I clean my teeth on your head?
Bobby: stop making fun of how bald I am, don’t clean your teeth.
Kevin: shut up Bald Bobby
Bobby: stop making fun of how bald I am, don’t clean your teeth.
Kevin: shut up Bald Bobby
by Mac The Frog April 29, 2019
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by Bobby £ May 17, 2019
Get the Bobby mug.A vegan nature boy that knows every kind of animal ever. Big dick energy with an average sized peen. He has a jersey accent but only when he wants to use it. He's very funny and very attractive. He doesn't have the best taste in woman but what do I know, I apparently date little boys. So idk at least they emotionally stable n shit i guess.
by essentialoils October 13, 2019
Get the Bobby mug.A loosely defined cocktail emerging on the west coast. A Bobby Johnson’s ingredients are made to order at the request of whatever the consumer feels like drinking at any given moment.
Patron: I’ll have a Bobby Johnson, please.
Bartender: .... (wears a look of confident hesitancy)
Patron: yea that’s a whiteclaw, whiskey, and lime on the rocks.
Bartender: of course, that’ll be $5
Bartender: .... (wears a look of confident hesitancy)
Patron: yea that’s a whiteclaw, whiskey, and lime on the rocks.
Bartender: of course, that’ll be $5
by B. Johnson August 28, 2019
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