Muff Blumpkin

When one puts their mouth on a muffler of a gas powered vehicle. Than proceeds to crap out their anus.

Ian had a hard day at work. When returning home before shutting off the car he stripped down and got down on all fours. Than proceeded to give his car a muff blumpkin.

by Voltawolf77 August 16, 2025

Blumpkin

The sexual act of giving one a blow job whilst they are shitting

“May I give you a blumpkin?”

“Perchance”

by dominno June 2, 2025

Country Blumpkin

A blumpkin, but in an outhouse.

Sherri gave me a Country Blumpkin at the family farm last weekend!

by littlestblue September 21, 2016

Lord Blumpkin

The name given to a villainous person that wears a pumpkin on their head on Halloween sitting on a toilet taking a shit with the door unlocked waiting for someone to walk in and give them a blumpkin on the scariest night of the year.

I waited for several hours as Lord Blumpkin last Halloween at Kate's house when she finally walked in and gave me a Blumpkin.

by SmegmaMale March 16, 2024

Blumpkin spice latte

When you shit your pants in the Starbucks drive thru and your girl is giving you a blow job while you order her a pumpkin spice latte.

Can I get a blumpkin spice latte please with extra whipped cream

by Touchedbythetismgurl May 6, 2025

Volcano Blumpkin

Sitting down on a toilet and taking a massive shit after eating a volcano crunch wrap, while at the same time, receiving a blow-job.

That's called a volcano blumpkin

by Nalex. November 2, 2010

Indian blumpkin

When somebody gives you a blumpkin while simultaneously gripping and twisting your penis, giving you an Indian burn

This girl was giving me an Indian blumpkin it hurt at first but I kinda likeeed itttt.

by MilkyFrogLeg April 22, 2024