Bloody Beaver Band-Aid

A feminine hygiene product. Used on a monthly basis to absorb blood from vagina.

I had to go to Hy-Vee to pick up some bloody beaver band-aids for my wife!

by bman80 November 5, 2009

Dusty Beaver

Commonly known as "Justin Beiber" but refers to his feminine style and unused female sexual organ. Enough said.

Yo! Did you hear about Dusty Beaver's new dew?...DUMB!!!

by JayBro4995 August 24, 2011

cock blamer

A person who blames everyone and everything but themselves for their problems.

Derived from blaming the cock for the bad blowjob you just gave, when in actuality it is generally the fault of the blower rather than the blow-ee.

Ugh, that bitch is complaining about her life again...she's such a cock blamer!

by Not a cock blamer December 17, 2011

Spicy Pickle Beaver

The sexual act of a male putting a large amount of either Franks Red Hot or Louisiana Hot Sauce on his penis before having intercourse with a women.

"Dude, Janice let me do a spicy pickle beaver on her last week and she says her muff STILL feels like its on fire!

by the hot sauce slayer October 27, 2011

eating the beaver

Basically giving oral sex to a hairy vagina

I was eating the beaver last night.

by Boduke April 4, 2015

beaver dam

A very hairy vagina that has become wet for any reason.

Hey check it out, I made your mom's beaver turn into a beaver dam!

by El Pablo August 10, 2006

Beaver Pelt

Canadian name for facial hair style, where hair is only present on the neck without any additional mustache, beard, goatee, etc.; interchangeable with "Neckbeard".

Did you see that gross Beaver Pelt Carl was rocking? Grisliest Neckbeard I ever seen!

by discojoe September 23, 2011