dirty birthday liar

someone who says it is their birthday when it is indeed not their birthday at all

Aly: So when's your birthday grandma?
Grandma: Today!

5 minutes later

Aly: YOU DIRTY BIRTHDAY LIAR! TOMORROW IS YOUR BIRTHDAY!

by Rachel Morgan: Vampire Slayer September 29, 2010

Birthday Suit Pictures

Keemstars Retarded way of saying nudes

Keem: “OMG CallMeCarson sent birthday suit pictures to minors”
Giga Chad: Stfu Keem I’m watching scarce

by hydratedpogey May 5, 2021

Columbian Birthday Cake

Putting a bunch of Columbian Bam Bam on your dick right before you bang a girl in the ass. Then blow your load in her ear and slap the side of her head.

I was over at Donna’s last night and gave her a Columbian Birthday Cake! Happy birthday to me!

by Butter Sue July 22, 2019

yuppie birthday party

An event where someone gets amatuerishly wasted.

It was like a yuppie birthday party last Friday, John really tied one on!

by gethyper January 19, 2007

big ol’ birthday fart

The result of a person whose birthday it is eating everything under the Sun that will improve their chance of blowing a huge, incalculable volume of flatulence onto their heavily candled cake in order to quell all the candles with a single, window-rattling flutterblast.

Yup, as we all stood together ‘round the cake, we were suddenly blown right off our feet by Grandpa’s big ol’ birthday fart; he’d been workin’ on that thing for days.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 7, 2019

uncle's cat's birthday party

an excuse that someone uses which is most likely a lie

John: Jack didn't show up for work today. Apparently he had to go to a family gathering or something.
Jake: sounds like his uncle's cat's birthday party to me.

by ja5nipe5 November 2, 2014

Three Point Thursday Birthday

A gathering of friends on a thursday afternoon with festivities that include basketball, streetball, and koofball. It rarely occurs that a birthday happens to be on three point thursday. Thus leading to a Three point thursday birthday.

Ori has a birthday tomorrow?

Yea man.

You know what that means.

What?

Three Point Thursday Birthday time!

by victor9527 May 29, 2009