cardboard ben

cardboard ben, aka joe mazzello’s soul mate. cardboard ben is the cardboard version of ben hardy, who is the living version of cardboard ben.
the two have been spotted together in multiple occasions, and according to a source, joe is contemplating marriage.
fans and family are obsessed with the pair.

“hey, did you hear about cardboard ben and joe mazzello?”

“who?”

“cardboard ben! joe mazzello’s soul mate!”

by joe’s perm March 3, 2019

ben hardy

one of the most gorgeous, intelligent, amazing people in the world. is so fit with long hair. needs to slide into my dms asap.

friend: oh my god look at this boy he’s so fit.
me:em excuse me. that would be ben hardy. born 2nd january 1991. he’s mine. don’t go ANYWHERE near him. thank you 😘

by borhap March 12, 2019

Ben Shabibo

This is the name Hasan Piker has given to Ben Shapiro.

Ben Shabibo is such a baby. Ben Shabibo, Ben Shababy.

by UrbanDescriptivist June 21, 2021

Talking Ben

A divine gigachad and is a fucking god.

He is a supreme being who is 40 years old, gay, and likes minors.

"What God do you pray to?"
"Talking Ben"

by Kitagawa-san February 17, 2022

Ben Chadwick

Rages at all video games and when rages shouts in a high pitched voice

Person 1: Oh my god, why are you being mean to me
Person 2: You're such a ben Chadwick

by Farteus December 8, 2017

Ben

Ben is a nap enjoying, nudist, buttered up, ethnical and bites nipples

Ben Enjoys Nudism

by buckincoldplay August 4, 2016

Ben

Someone who laughs at literally everything. Have a thing for basketball but no skills. Sister name Angelica. Insecure about his sweaty ass.

Irfan: talks about teachers going in the bathroom.
Ben: HAHAHAHHAHEHEHE
Irfan: Can you stop being a Ben?

by Shieldlin October 25, 2018