Brain fart

A sudden lapse of memory or judgment usually the result of ass gnomes dwelling in your mind cave.

Person 1: Hey baby

Person 2: What!?
Person 1: Oh sorry I thought you were my girlfriend
Person 2: what im a guy!
Person 1: uh errr (realizes it is unmistakably a guy)
Person 3: Don't get upset, it appears he is having a "brain fart"

Person 1: A brain fart?
Person 3: yes a brain fart, see they happen when ass gnomes dwell in your mind cave, causing disruption to your brain juice

by Thecaveofgreatness August 21, 2010

brain

the organ in your head that allows you to think and move your muscles

Your brain helps you read this!

by Frankiepoo December 29, 2007

getting brain

Receiving oral stimiulation of your genitals.

Chelsea was getting brain in the backseat of her car.
Ruben was getting brain in the backseat of his car.

by chelsea2312 June 15, 2012

get brain

To receive oral sex...

She was good to go, so I knew I was gonna get brain that night!

by Poom November 6, 2004

bubble brain

A person with a brain as empty as a bubble. Both girls and guys can be bubble brains, but it often refers to a girl. A bubble brain may not remember what you say minutes after you have spoken. If she is thinking at all she is thinking about herself.

To be only slightly smarter than Paris Hilton. A bubble brain may still be a good time in bed and scream from pleasure really loudly. She is a bubble brain but her body is hot.

by Roberta Capelovitch June 16, 2007

Brainerd

Best lakes in Minnesota, best summers, known for our kick ass resorts!!!

Ex. "I'm going up north to Brainerd for the weekend!!!"

by adrake02 February 26, 2009

brain diarrhea

getting brain farts to the point of exhaustion.

I've been having brain farts so often this past week, its starting to feel like brain diarrhea...

This brain diarrhea is really affecting my semester's grade.

by David Fate February 5, 2009