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gypsy batter

(noun) any event, occurrence, situation, or happening that is generally unmanly, uncool, bad, negative, effeminate, or lowly; any event, occurrence, situation, or happening that is of or like gypsies (specifically, to be avoided at all costs because of undesirable qualities); literally, a batter made from freshly ground gypsy bits, composed primarily of gypsy juice, and rarely cooked.
Note: used in the partitive sense (i.e., preceded by "some" in most cases).
Man at the gym: Hey brah, let's do some cardio on them ellipticals.
His manlier friend: No way, brah! That's some gypsy batter!
by Edmund Finley April 25, 2007
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run batted in

Hey buddy thanks for hooking me up with Karen, you totally get a run batted in.
by Sam is a Dick May 31, 2007
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battended

To be taken advantage of by a homosexual when in a state unable to comprehend whats going on ie. inebriation.
"Something doesn't feel right - oh shit i think I've been BATTENDED!!"

"I was so out of it last night I could've been BATTENDED and not notice!"
by Robyn & Rachel March 17, 2005
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Battened

To meet a girl, make out with, then finger blast her.
I Battened that girl last night.
by M@felock October 31, 2008
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Battenburg Bellend

If your a men and women/men like to give you oral sex and you enjoy and do it alot
My neighbour Dave must have a Battenburg Bellend as I've seen alot of different women coming from his house at night.
by Moo I'm a cow! October 30, 2012
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battenschlag

whoever has this as their last name is probably really stupid. they most likely play bass (and suck at it), and want to be railed by danny elfman. do not trust this person.
i don’t like battenschlag at all
by PaperFish6969 November 21, 2021
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Battenberg

Is this an inuendo
Going out to get battenberg
by Sofs king April 3, 2023
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