Bacon Wallet

Dude, last night I totally slipped my sausage in her bacon wallet.
by Tidecow15 September 15, 2010
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bacon-bottom

noun-an unusually large quantity of cellulite residing on the backside(ass) of entirely too many women.
If her cheeks hit the floor when she's sitting on the john she's got a bacon-bottom.
by Steven DePola March 05, 2005
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Doing the Bacon

When a person/animal falls to the ground and starts to flop around almost like they are having a seizure... This could be due to an actual seizure, drunkenness or a bout of rofl due to some hilarity that has ensued among other things...
Dude... why was that girl flopping around like a fish on the floor last night?

She got so drunk that she started doing the bacon
by dragonstar87 June 07, 2010
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Bacon osu

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Bacon Stripes

The stains on a pair of panties or thong that was found under your bed on a tuesday after a long weekend of drinking beer,smoking pot and fucking.....
A.i found a thong under my bed and cant remember where it came from.
B.did it have bacon stripes?
A.you fucking know it.....
by Luckydog182 April 01, 2009
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Bacon Sarne

When you go round a girl's house and then their mum comes in and offers you something to eat and you reply yes please they then make you a bacon sarne.
This is where a mother opens her vagina and you sit inside it like a sandwich then eat your way out.
I went to Georgia's house the other day, her Mum gave me a bacon sarne, it was delicious!
by BenBrazier April 16, 2009
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Bacon Addict

One who is addicted/obsessed with Kevin Bacon. Signs include their favorte movies being all by Kevin Bacon; doing a Kevin Bacon impression; comissioning pictures of themselves with Kevin Bacon; claiming to be devoted fans; owning a Logitech Revue.
"My wife says if I watch any more Kevin Bacon, I might actualy turn into Kevin Bacon." - Ivan Cobenk (Bacon Addict)
by Ivan Bacon December 29, 2010
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