August 6

National simp day The only day you get to be a simp

That girl so bad but im no simp
Your in luck today is August 6

by YMCA faca August 5, 2020

August

He might be a jerk sometimes but it's only when he feels threatened. He is actually very cool calm and collected intelligent and outgoing. He loves politics and talking about the future having ing dreams is important. He will always have your back and you can count on him when all else fails.

August is a bit weird but it's all a show he's awesome

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd May 21, 2020

August 25

Day 2 of national send a nude week

Tom: it’s national send a nude day right?
Ryan: no that was yesterday
Tom: oh wait this whole week is national send a nude day!
Ryan: oh yeah! It’s August 25!

by A||_AR@U•D_G3¥-43 August 25, 2020

Augustine Bowden

A person who scrapes into conversations but chin first, dragging his giant hunchback in tow

Did you see Augustine bowden today?

Yes his hunchback was seen from the Hubble telescope

by The Hunchback of Notre Pilgrim October 15, 2020

August

Has a 7’ dick and make chad look like a virgin. All the women he walks by become wetter than the pacific and he seduces Christoffer’s mom every night. August is the defenition of a bog cock giga chad alpha male. All of the girls want to be his GF. August gets new BJ’s every day by a different woman each time ( because he likes to share).

Damn August is such a giga chad he makes christoffer look liek sich a loser when he walks by him.

Sixten is such a beta male when compared to August

by PussySlayer69(August) February 27, 2021

August 1st

National Miss Your Best Friends Day

Person: I miss you so much, especially since it’s August 1st!
Their best friends: What is on August 1st?
Person: It’s National Miss Your Best Friends Day!

by igotmybesties August 1, 2021

August 21

August 21 National Kiss your Girlfriend day

Come on it’s August 21, Just go and kiss her already!

by Mommykiler10 August 21, 2021