Wife changing money

When a Crypto Trader makes so much money that his wife changes and starts being really nice to him

Cryptomanran: Tons of people will make wife changing money in this next Altcoin cycle!... so much money that your wife changes and starts being really nice to you!

by Crypto_Girl December 22, 2021

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ching chang wang

When one of your friends is fucking you and his keys are jingling making a ching chang noise

Last night I went to Bobbys house and we did Ching Chang Wang

by Xbyforce January 23, 2016

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Tijuana Oil Change

On a driveway (often covered with newspaper for easy clean-up), one person lets diarrhea drain from them while another person pours fresh diarrhea into his/her mouth, possibly through a funnel. A cooperative act.

Harvey went for a jog around the block to warm up before Brad helped him with his Tijuana Oil Change.

by helpfuladdition January 16, 2010

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Instant Oil Change

from the missionary position, the man dips his dick into the vag of a girl on her period in the same manner one would use a dipstick to check for oil.
then, while the girl is suspended on chairs, the man gets underneath her, opens her vag, and then catches and swallows the menstrual blood as it leaks out, like an oil pan.

Ted: "So, I was goin' down on my girlfriend last night, but she was on her period, so I performed an instant oil change on her."

Ned: "DUDE! That is sick! Nice!!!"

Ted: "I know right?! Which reminds me, I need to go to Jiffy Lube."

Ned: "Lol, Jiffy Lube."

by Valvoline23232 April 22, 2011

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