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Tory Turkey

A member of the electorate in the United Kingdom who voted to enact the Conservative Party's policies, policies that are against that member's own interest.

Derived from "Turkey's who vote for Christmas"
The Tory Turkey voted for Brexit because he was told by Jacob Rees-Mogg order to lower energy costs, however, the value of the GBP to USD can be seen to crash on the Forex Graph on date of the referendum result, and since energy is bought in USD it means that energy became immediately more expensive upon getting Brexit as an outcome... the Tory Turkey in fact voted to make energy prices more expensive!
by Juanco March 3, 2023
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Turkey Broth

The sweat that forms between a pair of Turkey Tits.
"Don't you love licking up that turkey broth?"

"I love the feeling of Turkey broth on my junk while titty fucking"
by Steve123123123 October 5, 2006
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lurkey turkey

When someone Won't leave you alone or stop texting you.
'He won't stop texting me he's being a lurkey turkey'
by Ty--txt June 18, 2016
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turkey booger

" Damn, you got a turkey booger. I ain't hitting that shit again ."
by Dfgggjjk October 31, 2017
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give turkey

Someone who bullshits or says something often that is bullshit.

Man1: HEY dude did you here that story man3 told me?
Man2: Yeah I have heard it five times differently. You do know man3 is a Give Turkey right?
Man1: A Give Turkey?
Man2: Yeah means he says alot of bullshit. He's a bullshitter. The whole story is bullshit.
That man is a total Give Turkey.
by PhillipMcKracken May 22, 2018
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Fat turkey

A dumb hoe that can’t teach me shit in English class
I hate fat turkey she’s so racist
by My pseudonym sis February 19, 2020
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slap the turkey

When you slap a partner (Lover) in the face with a erect penis
by Lack and Jenna go Yasss January 26, 2017
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