Wet Noodle

A period of stumbling after a boxer is stunned in a match.

Joe: Oh my, he is having some trouble in there, he can't even stand straight. He's dancing around in that classic wet noodle fashion.

Teddy: Oh yeah Joe, and it's not al dente, it's really really wet noodles.

by MPprince September 2, 2009

Brahmin Noodles

Food for thought, in a literal sense. It is food whose purpose is to fuel a late night study session or any other situation in which the brain is actually to be utilized.

Often used ironically to describe food eaten for a situation from which no good could ever come.

I've got to write this fucking term paper by tomorrow. Go down to the T-bell and get me some goddamned Brahmin noodles, yeah?

Ironically:

Picking up some Brahmin noodles for the cow, then it's back to my place to fuck her to sleep. I sense that the sun will bring regret.

by SirPuddin September 15, 2009

Danger noodle

The HIV infested penis of Magic Johnson

I would totally have sex with retired NBA player Magic Johnson if it weren’t for his danger noodle

by stollicharleston December 21, 2021

Singapore Noodles

When you are heading down south to eat out a girl, pull her panties down and find a greasy hot mess of thick noodle like jungle bush that smells of garlic, chili, and chives.

Bro, you took that chick josephine home last night, did you eat it good?

Nah, she only had Singapore Noodles on the menu and they smelled rank.

AH FUCK THATS GROSS. You should have just ate her ass instead.

by Buttslang May 10, 2019

Rice Noodle

a Penis of Asian ancestry which is too small to suck or fuck

"Rosha get some!" Says Eric.
"No, you fucking rice noodle!" Rosha screams.
"What do you mean?" Eric says confused.
"You're a rice noodle bruh, sorry." Will explains.

by the_zymbobwhey June 11, 2018

noodle salad

When a group a guys put their flaccid dicks in someones mouth.

I know a girl from Atlanta that makes the best noodle salad.

by Ronnie Blaze March 13, 2016

Ramen noodles

Something incredibly cheap and easy. Quick and inexpensive. Fast and almost free.

Dude 1: Man, you see that girl? She so fine!
Dude 2: Brosef! That hooker is "ramen noodles." Ya boys ALL slept with the ho.

by Dictocracker May 22, 2018