Standing on top of a toilet rim with feet on both sides, spreading your buttcheeks and taking a dump from about 3 feet away making it as accurate as possible with little splash in the pool of water in your toilet.
Austin took a dump dive and it splashed all over his feet and his moms toothbrush that's on the counter before he took a shower!
by TimmyGreen February 1, 2014
Get the Dump Divemug. Slave diving is when you go back to captain cooks Australian fleet takeover and go to where they went to conquer austrlia and dig straight down and you shall find thy lava that why it is dangerous to dig straight down but thy should evade the lava and crank some 90's and then 200 pump or 360 noscope someone it is up to you and if you keep digging down you might find a colony of niggers aka slaves and once you find thy colony of coons thy explicit gigantamax cock shall slip into there rectum and you can bring them up to shore and use there dead corpse as a sex toy.
by Slave Diving November 22, 2024
Get the Slave Divingmug. by JonTerri26 November 29, 2021
Get the Dubstep Divingmug. by Jesse 'Herro Prease' Sampson January 9, 2017
Get the premature divemug. The event of chasing and collecting ejaculate in a body of water. Derived from a short story "Guts" by CHUCK PALAHNIUK, published in Playboy (2004).
"What got me in trouble, I called it Pearl Diving. This meant whacking off underwater, sitting on the bottom at the deep end of my parents' swimming pool." - CP, 'Guts'
by eyeRobot February 26, 2019
Get the Pearl Divingmug. To quickly duck out of a situation or place for a brief refreshment without being noticed by local authorities
by zigmanfroid February 8, 2019
Get the Swan divemug. by Peppermint pancake August 18, 2025
Get the Dumpster Divemug.