candy jones

Major creeper on all social media platforms.

I got a friend request from that candy Jones. She is a face book imposter. She is just trying to extort information out of you.

by London topaz April 21, 2018

candy rock

Rock that entertains goth girls.

“Do you listen to Andy black?”

“No, it’s candy rock fuck that.”

by Theoldman February 9, 2019

The "Monsuir Candy"

When youre engaged in intercourse with a female on her period and you smear her blood across her face like Leonardo DiCaprio does in Django

She started her period and said she was craving candy, so later that night during intercourse I gave her the "Monsuir Candy".

by Dshiznit93 June 9, 2022

Bike Candy

The girl who rides on the back of a man’s motorcycle. Similar to arm candy.

Jane: She follows Chad everywhere. does she even know how to ride a motorcycle?
John: Nah, she’s just his bike candy.

by AnonymousVirgin May 24, 2022

the butterscotch candy

When an older woman offers you a butterscotch candy and puts it in her vagina and you must retrieve it only using your mouth

"dude that milf last night totally let me do the butterscotch candy on her"

by buttahshatch boi November 5, 2014

Candy jar

The act of defecating into a jar (commonly used to store candy) and then placing said jar onto the highest shelf in one of the cupboards, with the intention that the foul smell will be difficult to locate.

Matt really pissed me off yesterday, so I filled up on burritos yesterday and left him a good ol’ candy jar in the kitchen this morning.

by Shower-shits November 8, 2019

Candy box

Candy box is an alternate name for a girl's ass, usually the ass of a very cute or pretty girl.

Heather: What do you want to do tonight?

Donny: Jack off while I eat out your Candy Box.

Heather: Mmmkay.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019