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an abrasion fo mother i wana fuck
son. mom

mom. what
son milf
mom.huh
son.snikering
mom.i know what you mean
son.wait what
mom.come here
by foxytime2345 December 4, 2022
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top milf

Riley's mom, normally the hottest milf around
Damn that chick is hot, must be Riley's mom, what a top milf
by Cum sandwich enjoyer December 27, 2022
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MILF

A very bitchy attractive curvy woman with big boobies and long sexy legs and phat ass for a mom, the sexy woman that you see in the gym or store or mall or at work. Watch out, could be a guy your age’s mom. Always having issues with her husband and wants a younger man.
(Guys skateboarding)

(Skater1) hey bro, who’s that smokin lady?

(Skater2)Oh that’s that woman that just moved in, she’s a total milf!
by Agoodmilflover December 28, 2022
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I wish this big rod wouldn't Creamy Fortnite Milf Shredder Tasty Cumshot with Deflation Fuzz so far and so soon.
by (YT) The Sage December 29, 2022
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Milf

Simply put, your mother.

longer definition, A beautiful, sexy goddess of a woman, I would give up everything to be in her presence , I would treat her like the goddess she is and devote my entire being to making her smile. Her smile is the most beautiful thing in this entire universe, so please give me her number..
you: what word would you use to describe my mother?

any correct person: milf

you: cool...I guess
by Ratfudgedurmom January 4, 2023
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MILF May

A month where boys are only able to have sex with MILFS.
yo bro! u ready for MILF May?
by KarolineVangErTilDværge November 21, 2018
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milf float

Expensive vehicle driven by an attractive woman of advancing years
Have you seen her Porsche, it's a real milf float
by Old fashioned girl November 21, 2018
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