When a person have their pms you tell them to calm youre tits to make sure it's all good. It's the cock blocker of periods.
by Franco The Carriedo February 15, 2012
A comeback used when people that think of themselves as popular or cool make a lame one-liner and think it's the funniest thing since "I'm on a boat," when in reality you aren't affected at all.
Derived from those teen movies in the 80's when the bitch and her best friend/follower make a cheesy remark, usually followed by a high-five, or something of its equivalent.
Derived from those teen movies in the 80's when the bitch and her best friend/follower make a cheesy remark, usually followed by a high-five, or something of its equivalent.
New Girl: Who are they?
Friend: They're the most popular girls in school... Oh crap, they're coming this way! Quick, look away!
Popular Girl #1: What are you looking at geekface?
Popular Girl #2: Yeah, geekface!
(high-five)
New Girl: Wow, you're so lame circa 1985!
Friend: They're the most popular girls in school... Oh crap, they're coming this way! Quick, look away!
Popular Girl #1: What are you looking at geekface?
Popular Girl #2: Yeah, geekface!
(high-five)
New Girl: Wow, you're so lame circa 1985!
by So cool Circa 2009 October 12, 2009
Telling someone they are embarassed by a romantic gesture that has been offered to them
;Telling someone that they look the best they can possibly look at the moment
;Telling someone that they look the best they can possibly look at the moment
You're so hot right now in those vintage jeans.
I think I'm in love with you (giggle), you're so hot right now!
I think I'm in love with you (giggle), you're so hot right now!
by Vanessa I. Llizo June 09, 2004
I understand what you're saying
by Carl Sterns December 04, 2010
A retort against someone who takes a fun conversation way too seriously, to the point their very presence is a buzzkill.
Normal guy: I expected nothing and I still feel let down, lol. Couldn't have been any worse, right?!
Buzzkill: That you were let down means you had some expectations. It's impossible otherwise.
Normal guy: I bet you're fun at parties.
Buzzkill: That you were let down means you had some expectations. It's impossible otherwise.
Normal guy: I bet you're fun at parties.
by R487 June 28, 2022
Points out that circumstances or behavior should have been obvious or anticipated when taking time and place into consideration. What do you expect considering where you happen to be and what you happen to be doing?
A group of "foodies" from a large city are traveling through a remote area and stop at a roadside diner to eat. They find a limited menu which features nothing but high carbohydrate, high fat, and fried foods. Finding it difficult to make a dinner selection one member of the group complains, in surprise, at the type of foods available. Another member of the group says, "Where you are and how you're dressed."
by Ewell December 01, 2006
A World-Ending Phrase. The Universe slows its expansion every time the word is uttered by way of mouth and the dead rise one centimeter from their graves. Those that have been Cremated will materialize a little bit as well. The Sun ages 3 billion years, and all within a radius of the words usage suffer dire consequences. The worst part? Feminism gains a whole 6 extra followers every time somebody says "You're Family Tree LGBT". How can there possibly be a worse phrase than this?
The Ground Quakes, The Earth Shatters Beneath your feet. You're Dickhead Friend spoke that wretched phrase simply as a joke he saw from a dead meme, for he could not comprehend the consequences. The Sky turns a sickly purple as blood pours from black clouds, filling in the rifts from the previous earthquake. A Choir with heavy organ and strings decend with heavy-metal flair and deafen all within a 23.5 mile radius. All of the dead members rise from their graves, as well as all the deceased named Dave. Swarms of Daves rise, covered in blood. The seek revenge against your friend. Your family twitch and shift and morph into a massive flesh and bone tendril that stretches all the way to ground zero. You can hear nothing, yet you feel the tugging, the urge to rip your friend into three thousand pieces. The Daves, you Fleshy Family Amalgam, and Yourself descend upon the unwary and the day was rent with the screams of nightmare.
Never Speak The Phrase "You're Family Tree LGBT"
Never Speak The Phrase "You're Family Tree LGBT"
by eggbanana March 22, 2018