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Window licker 

A person of limited mental capacity who licks the windows of a short bus.
Window licker by Bearmama May 3, 2016
Usually a term used in place of the popular "windows", namely by people who prefer other operating systems, but have have some kind of way to use certain windous only programs.
Oh no, I had to install windous."
windous by Gaboantsa December 30, 2012

poop window

You have to go, it's time to go, and if you don't go then you can't go until the next window.
My poop window is open I have to find a bathroom!
poop window by westhollywooddesk September 3, 2016

kitchen window 

Through the kitchen window, increasing revenue from marijuana as a cash crop could replace a decline from oil and gas.
kitchen window by Mosey Susan January 3, 2022

shit window 

This is the hour from which you first notice you need to take a shit. If you don't shit within this hour time frame, it is possible that you will not need to shit for quite some time. So take advantage of the shit window and do not miss it, because if you do it can lead to being constipated and force you to carry this extra shit around with you for an undisclosed time. And who wants to carry around extra shit?
(similar to the caffeine window (sort of))
Golly, I missed my "shit window" and now I do not need to shit. This forces me to wait for my next shit window.
shit window by desterho July 4, 2011

Dick Window 

Adj. Describing the situation where one is 'flying low', with his fly or zipper down.
To open ones 'dick window' is to unzip ones fly.

Person 1: 'Hmmm i think i may take a piss on that guys car'
Person 2: 'Cool idea, don't forget to open the dick window so you don't piss yourself'
Person 1: 'Cheers mate'
Dick Window by DrTimmy October 19, 2011