Cameron's Law

Cameron's-Law describes the phenomenon experienced by a group of friends attempting to intently watch a video or listen to a podcast (Other forms of audio/visual media may apply). The Law state's that the longer the video is, the more likely it is to be loudly interrupted (often times in an entirely unrelated subject) by another friend.

"We were about to find out who the killer was after a 2 hour build up when Cameron's Law kicked in."
"Did you guys miss much?"

"He started boastfully shouting about his stocks so we had to rewind 11 minutes."

by Yeet McGeeter January 14, 2021

Law and Order

the general population’s education on legal cases and murder. Also a tv show that you will accidentally spend 6 hours watching instead of doing productive things.

Woman 1: I spend too much time watching law and order!
Woman 2: In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The police who investigate crime, and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are there stories. DUN DUN

by Muffintime420_03 October 30, 2019

Swiss Law

Named after the famous Swiss Brand, maker of most notably pocket knives. The Swiss law is the correlation between the lifespan of a/an product/object and the time it takes for it to be outdated. This is most obvious in electronics whre Moore's Law is also applicable but is also found in auto industry. If someone where to plot out the lifespan versus outdatedness the graph would roughly symbolize negative correlation where the apex being Current and the Beginning of Lifespan. Then both decrease exponentialy. To conclude, the Lifespan doesn't determine if it will become outdated.

John ,"Ahh, man. My computer is way outdated but it's Lifespan is supposed to be 5 years."
Fred ,"That sucks dude, should of thought about the Swiss Law."

by Lefan Markus February 5, 2009

Stone's Law

The principle that the more stoned you are, the more likely normal things around you are to break. It is a direct relationship between the user and the objects (electronics, doors, food packaging, public fountains) wherein the objects break in front of the user, causing him or her to wonder if the item is really broken or if they are really high.

Circa 2012: named for the American designer, professor and coffee connoisseur, who first proposed such an idea in 2006.

(After getting high) "Weird, my headphones have always worked before but now the left earpiece is broken. Is it broken? Or is this just Stone's Law?"

by StonesLaw March 4, 2019

YesGawdwin's Law

When two or more gay men are casually talking, online, inevitably, one will make a joke referring to, or assuming, the other's position (e.g. Top or bottom).

Gay man 1: Chlorophyll is so interesting
Gay man 2: Omg, you're such a bottom.
Gay man 1: Kween, plz. I saw you last night, dancing as such.

Gay man 3: Gay man 2 just activated YesGawdwin's Law by calling Gay man 1 a bottom.

by Therealtylercodero April 20, 2017

Nagy’s Law

The Nagy Law states you can identify as the opposite gender to use the restroom as needed.

Bro, I had to use the bathroom so bad I had to use Nagy’s Law.

by Kerdrew October 8, 2023

Greki's Law

The theory says that when renowned CS:GO player Greki picks up the AWP he almost always gets 3 kills in a round.

"Did you see that insane 3k?? that is Greki's Law in action. Thank god too, as we were definitely going to lose the round!"

by BruhXDRoflLMAOLOL February 23, 2023