Australian Wet Willy

The act of a traditional Wet Willy, however, rather than wetting ones fore finger with the mouth prior to insertion in the victims ear, you insert the fore finger in and around your rectum. (An Australian Wet Willy must be performed only on days exceeding 100-degrees F, and only after one has been "walk about" for a minimum of one hour to get the the said "Wet" effect.) Also called an Auzzie Ear.

"I gave him an Australian wet willy", "He needs the old Auzzie Ear"

by wedgieking November 4, 2009

boob willy

like a wet willy but the saliva covered index finger is placed in between the female breast's.

joshua licked his finger and gave mary a boob willy causing a school girl giggle.

by joshua burns September 14, 2008

willy wonka

another phrase for "really want to" or "really wanna"

I willy wonka go to the next My Way My Love / Plastic Constellations show.

by El_Scorcho January 30, 2005

Wally Jumblat

right twat

your a right wally jumblat

by wally jumblat September 24, 2003

willyman

Willyman is a legend to all mankind. A wilyman's cock is at least 10-12inch's. He is hung like a donkey.

Wow willyman's penis is huge and he is sick.

by darren March 29, 2005

free willy

When a man urinates without the use of his hands.

"I couldn't even use my hands that bathroom was so dirty. I had to do a free willy!"

by pike-pat March 16, 2008

shally wally

used as a substitue for the word ass hole.

shuv it up your shally wally

by darren lowe March 23, 2005