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wet turd

A piece of extremely damp turd that drips out after drinking a shit tone of energy drinks
"He is a wet turd"
by LittleSlice May 8, 2014
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Wet Suzuki

From an unknown oriental martial arts discipline. The Wet Suzuki is an infamously difficult move that involves many strikes on the opponents bladder and kidneys causing them to piss themselves......
TO DEATH!
Hey mum, I'm not gonna make it home tonight. I got into a fight with a ninja , he wet suzuki'd me and I can't stop pissing.. i think i'm gonna die hey.
by Dirty Malone July 30, 2016
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Wet Whites

Wet Whites is a group of mostly white liberals that have become cuckolds and ecofascists. When talking to other males they appear rude and angry for no reason usually to do with veganism and climate. When a female speaks they immediately sniff the females farts and apologise for their male attributes including their penis which is usually flacid and testosteroneless. They proceed to cower.

They gain their powers from forcing their ecological views on other males but often apologise for their white skin. Climate and veganism is how they try to gain a social dominance in their illogical hierarchy.

A wet white would like to own a tesla but usually is a loser so cannot afford one. They cycle or use scooters, unfortunately they hang around tesla facebook pages and groups so damage the tesla brand with their brand of wet whites, trying to show their loyalty by being wetter in the presence of tesla owners. Tesla owners tolerate them as it increase the vehicle resale and the stock price of tesla.

Wet whites will eventually wither due to their nature of being incredibly wet.
Don't go down that street its full of wet whites and they will judge you for your SUV.
by Wetwhitewipes May 5, 2021
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Wet Butterfly

A wet vagania or simply a girl thats turned on.
Stacy got turned on, got a wet butterfly, spread her wings and flew away!
by Blazin Names September 20, 2019
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Wet Gumbo

Boning a chick atop a stack of Dell R620s in the hot aisle of your cabinet rows in a co-location facility, and then doing some cable management.
After I racked all those Cisco routers, I gave that security woman the wet gumbo.
by therealwetgumbo August 31, 2016
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wet isaac

A wet Isaac is the act of taking a boiled egg shoving it down your friends throat so far it goes out their anus then taking said egg and feeding it to your hated parental figure of choice
Be careful mom if you keep treating me like this I’ll wet Isaac you!
by Bubble_bee_outside April 27, 2022
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wet landing

when a guys pulls out of a girl and cums in her ass crack then slides his cock through the cum
I performed a wet landing on that chick last night after going doggy.
by Joe Stuffer February 29, 2008
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