toilet weasel

Poop

I just made a toilet weasel.

by Awesome Ploppy Pie September 29, 2017

weasel pee

Being a hooligan; being full of nonsense

I think you're full of weasel pee!

by meatless_spam September 15, 2023

Sausage weasel

A thin male or female who slurps said dirty sausage for free.

Eww Cody is a sausage weasel.

by You're wrong tara July 25, 2022

stank weasel

1. a weasel of great stench

2. a slimy bastard

hey bro that weasel is of great stench. yea i know. see yah

Dany you stank weasel

by stank weasle January 22, 2021

skeevy weasel

The creepy dude on the train who just leers at you.

"Did you see that skeevy weasel on the ride to chinatown?"

"I hope some day to grow up to be a skeevy weasel and creep girls out on the bus all day."

by hsigor August 20, 2007

bleeding the weasel

To have anal sex and tear through a matted patch of anal hair, then plowing said ass until bleeding occurs.

Man I was totally bleeding the weasel with Lisa last night.

by Emerica ann August 25, 2014

sneeze the weasel

To masturbate; the weasel is the dick being sneezed.

"Bro, why are you so late for the meeting?"
"Ah, sorry, I got really horny and had to sneeze the weasel."

by RegaTheChad June 16, 2021