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waggershnagger

the physical incarnation of the annoying little voices in your head
typically has an afro, giggles, mutters like a school shooter, has little tourettes dance moves, rather large, held back a year, and listens to music 24/7
no one knows where he came from, like the mandela effect, you know he exists, but not how he came into existence
he will follow you everywhere with his inhuman tracking skills
beware of his stench
don't put hit in his hair he will kill you
GOAT at handball
"damn that guy is such a waggershnagger"
by waggolover69 September 24, 2020
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Waggers

An abbreviation of the Jamaican slang term: 'wagwan'. Commonly used as a greeting.
Waggers, how you doing bro?

or
Waggers, what's good?
by KDonny January 5, 2021
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waggers and shaggers

As the classic Netflix and chill, the Waggers and shaggers is the act of going for a Wagamama’s and back to a place for intercourse afterwards
by Robobigt February 28, 2023
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waggerapoo

Etymology
Unknown. Perhaps from a substrate language or obscure constructed language.
Noun
(plural waggerapoos)
1. (𝘜𝘚, 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨, 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥) A wastepaper basket. quotations ▼
... cheugitic notions which now thankfully lay at the bottom of the waggerapoo—he punched the shockspiky hypred of the shed—tarnate it all to the freakiest—
I threw the envelope in the waggerapoo and pressed the hypred opener.
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Floppy Waggerdoodle

When a special person decides to be a dick on the day where you can't take it and you just go off. This person exhibits traits of: being a dick, annoyingness, hooking up with your ex a week after breaking up, trying to court you, not using their seat belt in your car, or not remembering the bee song.
Jim: Hey Brad, I like your shirt dude!

Brad: Fuck off Jim, you Floppy Waggerdoodle!
by Jeremiahlover123 September 14, 2019
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wagnerized

To become wagnerized, one must be male, and have no money, but always buying things one can't afford anyway. Usually racking up huge amounts of debts, and borrowing money from other people. This person also usually goes through jobs fast, being fired for being either constantly late or gross incompetence. You cannot pay people back for long periods of time, and when you do write a check, it will either bounce or be returned to them. If you go out, your card will be declined often. In any of these social situations, you will make up fantastic stories about why you are broke, or your credit card does not work. They are always obviously false, but the wagnerized one ALWAYS sticks to his story, no matter what!

Secondly, one must develop unhealthy obsessions with various females, and to constantly talk about the current obsession to everyone he knows. In actuality, there is no relationship whatsoever to the victim, she is merely an attractive young girl who is unfortunately being stalked. Usually, when the girl is made aware, she never interacts with the wagnerized individual again, even though he swears up and down that she was a "bitch" or something else that is actually false. It is always the wagnerized ones fault, regardless of what he says.

Also, if you are wagnerized, you will constantly speak poorly of people, but only when they are not around, for in actuality, you are very very afraid of confrontations, and would never say anything disparaging to someones face. You also must deny any wrongdoing should several people get together and realize the behind the back talking that has occurred.
Kid 1: "You ever gonna pay me back or what?"

Kid 2: "What, you think I've been wagnerized or something"

or

Girl: "This guy at the bar has to be wagnerized, he's always here trying to talk to me, and saying how we're friends"
by PLYMOUTHREPRESENT December 24, 2008
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wangerdeen

Wangerdeen is a term referring to ectasy, it is used throughout the brisbane drug community. It was derived from wangers, which is also used to refer to ectasy
Dude i got on the wangerdeens last night i was smashed!
by Ryan Salisbury January 7, 2008
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