Ass wipe

an ass wipe is when you take toilet paper and put it up ur asshole

Wow noah is an ass wipe

by Oh yheah baby October 6, 2020

Dude wipe

A not so masculine man attempting to be more masculine by participating (badly) in manly activities

He was shooting a bow & arrow! ..he doesn't do that! He's a dude wipe!

by Ron VaShon November 12, 2024

The Wipe Start

When you gotta shit real bad but it won’t come out. Just get up in that cornhole with a big wad of toilet paper and jam it in there, wiping vigorously from front to back. Works like a charm.

I had to take a duke real bad but it wouldn’t come out. So I gave my arse The Wipe Start. Floodgates open!

by BallzDeeeeeeeeep March 8, 2023

Courtesy Wipe

When you have a fart that is so nasty that you have to go to the bathroom and wipe your ass because it feels like more than just air came out.

(Person1 shits his pants)
Person2: Ew that was fucking nasty dude.

Person1: Sorry, I think I need to take a courtesy wipe. I’ll be back.
(Person1 sprints to the bathroom)

by YaBoiCharles January 17, 2019

sniff n wipe

After a male sticks finger in clitirous, he takes it out, takes a big whiff and then wipes the juice on the females thigh.

Oi Harls, is it true that he did a sniff n wipe.

Next time, make sure he doesnt pull a sniff n wipe!

by 1234hives November 25, 2019

nine wipes

where you have your cat in the bathroom while you take a dook.

I tried to get the cat out of the bathroom because i needed to take a duece but the little fucker bit me, so i was forced to take a nine wipes with him.

by bluelagoon January 15, 2010

Viet Kong Wipe

After a poop no matter how much wiping you do you can’t clear everything out. You know there’s more in the tunnel but you’re never able to reach it all.

I have some major itching going on this morning after a battle with a nasty Viet Kong Wipe.

by HouseFace May 23, 2025