Charmin Vampire

A person (ass) who drains the toilet paper supply in one sitting and doesn't replace it so that the next person is left to hunt for scraps.

I was just sitting on the toilet yelling for help because of that Charmin Vampire.

by AL-MominTraining July 8, 2011

Call Centre Vampires

Call centre staff, telemarketers or other such people who suck the life force out of you by either:

a) Keeping you on hold for a significant portion of your life

b) Incessantly chatter away until you either fall asleep or die from boredom.

John: "Can you believe I was on hold for over 2 hours trying to get my phone connected ?"

Jane: "Yeah, those call centre vampires sucked the life out of me last week trying to sell me long distance. I can't remember anything between Monday and Wednesday "

by dhdavids January 11, 2010

Vampire Tea

The same as regular tea, but substituting the tea bag with an old, used, mouldy tampon.

Dude> Give me some vampire tea you hateful bastard!
Old Slut> Ok but first i must remove this tampon I've been using for the past 50 years.

by asdfasfd May 7, 2008

vampfangs

a website where teens can buy amazing fang caps they fill with adhesive. these fags can last a long time and fit on to your individual tooth. perfect! can slide on and off.
get them at, vampfangs.com

"dude, where did you get them sweet ass fangs?!"

"www.vampfangs.com .. duuh."

by fred sjfdkfsdl December 22, 2008

vampire baby

noun. any sort of uncomfortable, irritation in the stomach region, i.e. constipation, stomach ache, gas, that is irritating enough to audibly draw attention to one's pain. The usage of vampire baby is especially appropriate if someone's bloated enough to have a physical protrusion of the abdomen area.

I have to go to the bathroom so bad! I can't wait to get this vampire baby out of me.

My vampire baby is really irritating me right now.

by Spiderlashes July 17, 2011

Vamdemon

1. A character in digimon adventure, notorious for having an excellent and quite intimidating english voice(Along with some very cool quotes), doing many acts of pure evil(Pumpmon and Gotsumon, anyone), and coming back to life twice. His story arc consists of adventure episodes 22-39, and though he was behind all of 02, he doesn't really play much of a role until near the end.
2. Someone who will not stay dead, no matter how many times you kill them.

As despicable as Naraku may be, I believe there is no one as evil as Vamdemon in any anime, and certainly no one able to be so cool while doing so many acts of great evil.

by birdboy2000 February 10, 2004

vampire's alley

A bleeding vagina

I fucked her so hard blood poured out of her vampire's alley

by wiedman123 November 2, 2010