Urban Dictionary

The gayest website I’ve ever stumbled upon. Bill Clinton uses it. End of story.

Irrelevant Person 1: Hey man, I heard about this cool website called “Urban Dictionary?”
Irrelevant Person 2: Yea man same, I just heard about it yesterday
Satan: Yes, yes, it’s very good. My good, good friend Bill uses it and he’s been very successful. Everyone loves him now!

by Hax hax hax hax hax... umadbro September 24, 2018

Urban Dictionary

The website you are on now, which is mainly for general slang, both online and offline, yet always has some sort of second-made up erotic definition by some 14-year-old.

Random faggot Kid:Urban Dictionary: When you grab a dictionary and shove it up your ass.#YOLOGUCCINIGGASWAG

by wasdqe March 19, 2013

Urban dictionary

A Ridiculously entertaining site for random people to give an opinion on something completely irrelevant.

Urban Dictionary is accurate and a modest place for children to study and search vocabulary words.

by Lavenderdove November 22, 2020

Urban Dictionary

i am a website that you shouldnt trust when you are searching for the meaning of a word. I once said the to be 'Natsukied' is to be beaten by your dad and also anyone can upload something! Have a nice day! :)

Teacher: Alright Children who know what 'Do you know da dae means?
Timmy: It means to spit on da Queen!
Teacher: Where did you get that from Timmy?
Timmy:Urban Dictionary!
Teacher: Why did i choose this job...

by I am a MadLad. April 4, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A shit website, with shit "helpers", shit definitions, and shit formatting.

Fuck this shit.

"You like Urban Dictionary?"

"Hell no. I made an account for one day, haven't been on since. That shit sucks!"

by gentle snowflakes November 15, 2018

Urban Dictionary

How could you look up the urban dictionary while you're INSIDE URBAN DICTIONARY! Now that's just inception, you philosopher! Anyways I guess you came here for a definition. Urban Dictionary is a website dedicated to internet slang. Anyone can upload their own definitions here, and when you submit your definition, it is looked over and if it is an acceptable definition, it is added to the term on the top box. Now that we've covered how to make definitions, we will now go over a few functions. Urban Dictionary is a memory bank of internet slang, so you may type something in the search bar and find what people defined the term as. If you see a¯\_(ツ)_/¯ then this means that you either typed it wrong or you just discovered a term that is ready to be defined.

Lenny: Oh heyy there spicy boi! I like your swag spaghetti!
Garrette: Uhhh Lenny, that's not how you use slanf...
Lenny: I'm trying to be a cool dude
Garrette: *facepalm* Have you ever even HEARD of Urban Dictionary?
Lenny: Urbee what-ctionary?
Garrette: Ugghh... JUST GO TO URBAN DICTIONARY TO LOOK UP SLANG!
Lenny: Oh. Okay...

by SushiWarlord November 1, 2016

urban dictionary

do i really need to define it? you are literally here right now.

urban dictionary in italic

by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 12, 2023