Turkeys on the table

This means it's time to go, like on Thanksgiving when the turkeys on the table it's time to eat. The term can be to tell someone to hurry up, and get their ass in gear. Also can mean you have a chance to win a game or a chance to get get your freak on with some smokin hot bitch.

With 10 seconds left in the game, the turkeys on the table for the Steelers with the ball on the goal line.

by TV CARv March 21, 2010

tugging the turkey

Another way of saying choking the chicken

It means masturbating or masturbation depending on what time tense.

Bob: I was totally enjoy tugging the turkey.

Jen: Good for you?

by Alice Hatterson September 08, 2017

Turkey High

when u are so sleepy, full, and feel out of it after a nice meal on thanksgiving

Dude im so full from this meal
word i hear ya, im turkey high

by NJP13 November 26, 2010

Bushman's Turkey

To furiously jettison mucus from the one's nose in geyser bursts. Block one nostril, apply large amounts of pressure through the other and aim downwards towards the ground. It should clear the nose instantly.

If not performed correctly, with sub-par pressure or dignity, one may be left with Jenolan Cave stalactites hanging from one's face perch.

Oh, look! Dave's banging out a Bushman's Turkey!

(Dave proceeds to excrete a series of lengthy mucus from his snoz)

by MC Ned Kelly March 13, 2010

Turkey Sammy

When you’ve been married for so long that you don’t have to use a code word but you still do.

Turkey Sammy!!!

We did pretty good this week, let’s Turkey Sammy.

by One of the pack December 11, 2021

TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU

This phrase comes from Cristiano Ronaldo who once said - "TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU!" in an interesting conversation video between him and his friend.

Video name: Cristiano Ronaldo Speaks Turkish

Today it is used as a cheer toward the GREAT Turkish nation.

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by FRNCY September 17, 2021

Turkey Fetish

Jizzing in the thanksgiving turkey for pleasure!

Why is Michael talking to the turkey? Oh he just has a turkey fetish. Oh...

by Karimcheeze:) November 23, 2020