"Kirsti wants a baby, but she doesn't want to have to have a man to do it, so she turkey bastin' it."
by kkkkkkcccc September 3, 2014
Get the turkey bastin' itmug. by PeachButt February 12, 2017
Get the squeeze the turkeymug. Once thanksgiving is over and triptophan has caused your significant other to fall asleep, it is when a gentleman, or gentlelady equipped with a strap-on, offers them a turkey leg while half asleep. When their mouth opens to accept the turkey, the gentleman it lady slips their erect penis or strap-on into their mouth.
"She was passed out post thanksgiving and asked for the Ghost turkey, so I gave her the full ghost turkey."
by Tomblazer August 13, 2017
Get the ghost turkeymug. Though historically a term used to describe very large female, or sometimes male, breast, turkey tits have evolved to into a largely undefined term with the only consensus being you know them when you see them. No longer bound by the constraints of a large cup size, turkey tits can actually range from from a B cup all the way up to a 44 triple H. Not to be confused with "Sloppy Hoagie Tits" which are similar yet sloppier, turkey this can be characterized by a dual free wheeling action apart from the "perky" variety, the utmost form of this manifesting as "Sloppy Hoagie Tits" which crosses into a new genus.
by Mr. Charlie007 March 8, 2017
Get the Turkey titsmug. by DJRTheBoyy April 10, 2016
Get the Jerky Turkeymug. When a woman is so extremely good looking, that you take her home for Thanksgiving dinner. When you are sitting at the table with your entire family around,you can't hold back the sexual tension. You SWEEP the turkey from the table, in order to clear room on the dinning table. You then commence intercourse while your entire family, watches you commit the act.
by Porkbrains November 5, 2013
Get the turkey sweepermug. by ErIk10891000 November 21, 2020
Get the Turkey Gobblemug.