Kappa turnout

It's the result of douchy frat-boy behaviour.

After fumping her he told her she was ugly. The kto ( kappa turnout) was real bad. She had a proper Britney moment and shaved her head.

by thre macs no cheezes January 6, 2021

Crushing Turts

Doing awesome in life and or reaching your full potential in an activity

Also a way to pick up at the end of a night

"How was your day"
Crushing turts bruh like always 💪

"Hey Monica wanna go back to mine and crush a turt"

by Luq da turt chrusher May 22, 2023

guillotining a turtle head

The act of pinching off the tip of a loaf after it has been coming out of your asshole before you reached the bathroom. Most of the time resulting in a skid mark in your drawers.

Hey, can you pull over at the next stop? I'm guillotining a turtle head over here. (spoken from the passenger seat during a long drive)

by spiderno22 August 22, 2010

Tumbling the turtle

To take part in a sexual activity.

1. Can you come out tonight?

Tumbling the turtle, sorry..

2. What'd you get up to earlier with that girl?

We were tumbling the turtle.

by The-Master-of-Disaster October 20, 2012

West Virginia Wild Turkey Jerk

When a bunch of guys dress up as turkeys, slather their penises in gravy and crannberry sauce, and have a Circle Jerk

Dude, I just came from a West Virginia Wild Turkey Jerk! It was great!

by Loppytits November 14, 2014

Ham on the turkey

Putting the ham on the turkey means to just do something so fucking dope that the only thing you can say is that the person put the ham on the turkey

Damn did u see how jack dis that backflip he putt the motherfucking ham on the turkey. It was sick!

by Shankbone_4125 March 30, 2017

ghosting that dog turd

When you are walking your dog and its takes a gigantic poop in your neighbor's yard. Instead of actually picking it up in a plastic bag, you reach just adjacent to it with a bagged hand, thus simulating a responsible neighbor cleaning up after its dog. If you want to complete the ruse, you actually tie the bag full and toss it in the nearest trash can.

Wife: "Honey, are you going to pick that up?"
Husband: "Are you kidding me? Do you see the size of that poop? I'm going ghosting that dog turd."

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee September 2, 2018