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They’re the best little dudes on the planet. People need to start loving my little bros more. Come give them hugs. BUT DONT CRUSH THEM. K thanks that’s my ted talks. Bye.
billy: look at that little turtle over there!!
Camryn: they’re honestly the best people need to start loving them more *rolls eyes**

turtle neck jacket 

this is basically a ANTI vsco girl jacket
person1: quick put on the turtle necks, the vsco people are approaching
person2: *puts on a turtle neck jacket

slimy turtle 

when the boy is feeling up the girl while the girl's legs are wrapped around the boy's back and up his shirt at the same time
while i was feeling her up, we were in the slimy turtle position
slimy turtle by tommydizzleword November 3, 2008

drippy turtle 

After a man cums and the penis softens it shrinks like a frightened turtle into it's shell, thus causing the excess cum trapped in the penis to drip out.
Man, I hate cleaning up after a drippy turtle.
drippy turtle by Nedthan June 19, 2010

Sneezing Turtlehead 

The sneezing turlte head is when you have a turlte head, you sneeze making the poop shoot out of you ass landing on the floor.
I realized I didn't make it to the bathroom on time when I had a sneezing turtlehead.
Sneezing Turtlehead by Jellis4u2 December 13, 2010