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Trumpcard

To discard any factual statement by bringing in a circular argument, appeal to authority or any other well-used and abused forms of fallacies. Simply put, if you can't beat them, confuse them. A strategy to win bigly and not get tired of winning. Recently seen in public use by POTUS Trump and his group of minions, lead by Sean Spicer.
NYT Rep: But, Mr. President, where did you get the info about this terror -
POTUS: It was on FOX news!
NYT Rep: Okay, but the news was covering your statements, right?
POTUS: Why would they cover it if it was not true?! Believe me, they are very smart people. Ver smart, I tell you. They know what they were doing.

NYT cam guy: Damn! He played the trumpcard again!
by abwolverine February 19, 2017
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Trumpanzee

A person who has a blind, cult-like admiration of and devotion to the worst President in American history, Donald Trump. Trumpanzees verbally attack people who contradict their narrow outlook on life. If you argue reasonably against Trump's racist, xenophobic and misogynistic politics, you are called a snowflake. If you mention anything you've read in The New York Times or have seen on CNN, Trumpanzee would label it fake news.

Trumpanzees tend to be fat, pasty-faced high school dropouts who:
Live in the suburbs of Palookaville;
Read the National Enquirer and some fake news site that blames Obama for America's problems;
Watch Fox News, Maury, Jerry Springer and NASCAR;
Either work part-time at McDonald's or fake illness for a monthly check from the government;
Use bad grammar and frequent f-words on social media - then call other people idiots;
Pop out future McDonald's workers, carnies, pole and lap dancers, baby mamas and daddies, and other useless people; and
Often have a trailer full of kids with different fathers.

Trumpanzees are also known for their low IQs, almost laughable devotion to God, and getting their 15 minutes of fame on the People of Walmart website wearing either ridiculous clothes or nothing at all.
Somebody needs to build a wall around that trailer park outside town. Those Trumpanzees are a bigger threat to America than those Mexicans that the fat orange orangutan in Washington keeps talking about.
by The Real Canadian May 4, 2017
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TRUMP

tricked out, iced out, anything that is pimped out, or the ill shit
by cbroo May 1, 2004
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Trump

When a little dog makes a big dog sized turd or dump.
That Chihuahua just took a huge Trump on your lawn.
by RealCIAMan September 7, 2018
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trump supporter

a dumbass: what's a trump supporter?
person: an idiot.
by mybigfuckingego February 5, 2021
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Trump Pants

Snug fitting women's apparel that is so tight it literally grabs their pussy all day long.
Ron was so focused on Kelly's Trump Pants that he fell flat on his face at yoga class during his downward facing dog pose.
by RBAK October 13, 2016
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Trump'n'hump

This is a sexual act in which a man inhales crushed orange tic tacs that are placed on the buttock of a Slavic model, and posts mysoginistic comments on Twitter during or immediately before the encounter.
I met this model yesterday, and I asked her if she wanted to Trump'n'Hump
by Cheek_and_sarcasm November 10, 2016
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