Vampire Traffic

noun : When there is a halting or slowing down of cars on a major highway all because they saw the sun shinning in their eyes and are so frightened that they need to slam on their brakes.

This is usually done by morons that don't know their car is equipped with a visor to prevent exactly this occurrence.
Also more common in areas after an overpass, or after a highway wall.
It will ruin your life because you'll realize that you just sat in traffic because a couple of people thought the giant yellow thing was going to kill them and slowed down to a crawl.

"Sorry Im late I was driving on the LIE when I hit some bad Vamire traffic."

"just had to replace my bumper because of some vampire traffic."

by T.J.X February 21, 2010

Dutch Traffic Jam

When you break a cock ring during a gang bang and hold up the others while you repair it. Similar to repairing your bicycle in the bike lane.

On my way to work this morning I ran into a Dutch Traffic Jam.

by WTFuck July 10, 2014

Tiffany Glass

1. (noun) Tiffany Glass is the generic name used here to describe the many and varied types of glass developed and produced by Louis Comfort Tiffany, (1848-1933), one of the most famous stained glass artists of the United States and remembered not only for his windows but for decorative glass objects, in particular so-called Tiffany lamps.

2. (noun) A beautiful, awesome, and fantastic woman with artistic talent.

3. (noun) A hottie from Oklahoma

4. (noun) The best friend you could ever have.

1. That Tiffany Glass vase is priceless

2. You're good, but you're no Tiffany Glass

3. Oh my god, she must be a Tiffany Glass!

4. You are the Tiffany Glass in my life.

by J4Joker October 17, 2008

tiffany

a short long red haired girl, that is very smart. usually doesn't trust guys but loves to have guy friends around incase she needs a shoulder to cry on. They are usually reallly pretty and they love to be creative and have funn but can be a goody goody sometimes.

Keep Tiffany close or she will never come back

by CrayonBox December 5, 2011

tiffing

Masturbating while watching Breakfast at Tiffany's.

"Hey man, what's up?"
"Not much, just tiffing"

by mavadotar August 7, 2009

back of the traffic lights

You get these from somebody when they wanna know your going the wrong way with it and need to turn around. Basically it means they aren't tolerating what your doing and have a problem with it

Jimmy: Hey girl you lookin good what's your name?

Cindy: Why you wanna know that?

Jimmy: Cmon lets get to know each other?

Cindy: Why?

Jimmy: Fuck you you difficult ass bitch

(2 hours later)

Jimmy: I failed at talkin to this girl earlier

Timmy: She gave you the back of the traffic lights?

Jimmy: Yea I'm so pissed

by OpticalEpilepsy June 6, 2010

traffical

noun: cars driving in heavy traffic. a combination of traffic and full.

The city we were driving through was very traffical.

by blueeyeslie August 8, 2011