Tank Lord

A short, wide, overweight girl with a funny misshaped looking body named Laura that you just have to make fun of every time you feel the earth shake when she's walking by.

Magnitude 9.0 earthquake/tsunami??? Tank Lord fell off her bed.
When the Earth shakes, there is a Tank Lord near by.
"DAMN!!! Laura Atencio is a Tank Lord"

by Foxxx Man May 12, 2012

Tank Top day

The first really nice day of spring in the Northeast. Women who have been wearing heavy clothes all winter long, suddenly in unison break out short skirts and tank tops.

Tank top day will occur on tuesday March, 15, 2012

by bronami1234 July 24, 2012

Tank Controls

Controls in a video games that don't allow player character to turn and move at the same time. The term is a reference to old tanks, which had to stop and rotate in place in order to change directions. Examples of such games include Grim Fandango and Resident Evil.

-Original Resident Evil is unplayable for me. Fuck tank controls.

by karqz October 8, 2021

Tanking

Usually in people with eating disorders, Tanking is drinking a large amount of water in a short time to gain weight before a weigh in.

'I've lost 2lbs, I'm going to have to do some serious tanking before my weigh in on friday.'
'She is just tanking to get out.'

by TeganR May 10, 2009

Tank Mode

When in emotional pain you dont show any emotion until you are over the situation,

John: She just broke up with me dude...
Mike: Dude that sucks, I'm sorry.
John: Yeah, I'm going into Tank Mode

by Willrodg January 30, 2010

bank tank

(n.) When a small person goes to collect something of value (such as withdrawing much money from the bank), they elect a large member of thier family or a friend to go collect it with them to deter theft or harrassment.

yo mama is a bank tank ahahahhahah

by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004

neel-tank

A woman who has had her clitoris stretched to resemble a very small penis. After the operation the new man wanders aimlessly in a pillow case looking for a mate to bury his nose in. A common sign of a neel-tank is a giant goatsy or beef curtains.

"Dude I fucked a neel-tank last night and it was unreal!!"

"Did you see his face? did he take off the pillow case?!"

by V Mari May 28, 2008